Thermal Imaging

[shadowninja]

It's only a matter of time before somebody suggests that Geek incorporates a button which would implement the following strategy :

(i) back the favourite if the price of the second favourite is more than 16 ticks higher than it,

(ii) lay aforesaid favourite in running with a profit of 6 ticks if the jockey's silk's colours include red, and 8 ticks if green,

(iii) only to be applied to courses whose names include more than three vowels,

(iv) all bets to be cancelled if John McCririck appears pre-race.

I thought we agreed you wouldn't publish my strategy.

[custard]

It's only a matter of time before somebody suggests that Geek incorporates a button which would implement the following strategy :

(i) back the favourite if the price of the second favourite is more than 16 ticks higher than it,

(ii) lay aforesaid favourite in running with a profit of 6 ticks if the jockey's silk's colours include red, and 8 ticks if green,

(iii) only to be applied to courses whose names include more than three vowels,

(iv) all bets to be cancelled if John McCririck appears pre-race.

[doubleback]

Here here! Equality for infrared camera users, I say!

Can we please stop denigrating this section of society, for they have feelings, too!

[Dr Who]

I think your head must have got in the way and its fried your brain. Less of the goggles, more of the medication.

[custard]

I studied this stuff a long time ago and it is one of my "edges". Not only have I adapted my TV to emit infra red, so that I can tell how fit the horses are, but by flicking a switch, I can turn my TV into a microwave and heat my steak pie without having to go to the kitchen.

Now, where did I put my goggles ?

[Dr Who]

Sounds like a great concept posted by the OP. Shame this forum could only see fit to respond in such a trite way.

Not knowing exactly how FLIR works, I doubt infrared wavelengths are carried within the TV signal. Shame as the concept is ingenious.

[lcredd]

Make back double in your first bet. Oh yes. Get 'em while they're hot.

Tempting, very tempting.

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[shadowninja]

Price: $2995.00 :WTF

Make back double in your first bet. Oh yes. Get 'em while they're hot.

[doubleback]

I could only imagine walking through the gates at Exeter racecourse with a laptop top under one arm and thermal imaging equipment over my shoulder.

So, you arrive at Exeter racecourse and the lurvely lady who takes your admission fee says,

" 'ere, is that thermal imaging equipment in your pocket, or are ya just pleased to see me!?"

Thinking on your feet, a response of,

"ooh err missus, my equipment only looks for the hot-spots."



... Is retorted.

"Oh, I see, I know your type. You wanna strike it lucky, don't ya?"

Said the voluptuous, leopard skin legging wearing, tanorexic cashier, whilst smoking a Woodbine.



With some thought, she added through her nasal voice which had taken a battering from many late night dogging sessions ...

"It never works out you know ... they all think they're on to a winner with equipment such as yours."

With that, she points to a poster of the latest TV series, soon to numb the soul of the nation ...

[lcredd]

Price: $2995.00 :WTF

[TheSurgeon]

Maybe TG can code something for the handset?

http://therapyproducts.net/proddetail.php?prod=FLIR-E30

[lcredd]

I could only imagine walking through the gates at Exeter racecourse with a laptop top under one arm and thermal imaging equipment over my shoulder.

[doubleback]

That is one solution ...

I did wonder if the bloke could watch Channel 4 racing and point his thermal imaging camera at the telly, from the comfort of his armchair ...

[lcredd]

[shadowninja]