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Unreal. Unboxing new mac pro and I can't believe it. Only this company could show such foresight. Along with all the safety packaging and paper junk, Apple have included a waste paper bin for you to put all this waste in. I was informed this new mac was compact but you've really outdone yourself this time Apple because as far as I can see it's virtually invisible.
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What did you buy a Mac for, to take into Starbucks?!
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Hehehe!!! As if I would be seen dead frequenting a place such as starbucks. Prefer tea anyhow.
Nah, just taking the mick out of the new mac pro slevin style. No my little old laptop is doing the business and long may she/it do so.
By the way, how did you go during your time in hospital ? Hope things are as they should be?Comment
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Still waiting to get electrocuted - looking forward to it, though. It is like being on death row in reverse! The docs keep palming me off with funky pills, such as; the crap given to transsexuals to make their tits grow albeit in a thankfully low dose, rat poison, and stuff that turns skin blue under sunlight [lucky, given the time of year].
If there are any women out there interested in a smurf who can keep away the rats like a cat then get in touch!
As you can probably tell, Starbuck one-upmanship is not something high on my list at the moment!Comment
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If you'd like to be sure of your laptop's gender, do this:Originally posted by luckynumberslevin View Post
- Create a new text document,
- Paste this content within it:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Luckynumberslev in is beautiful, I love him so much"
(or any other text within the quotes).
- Save and close the document, and rename it to "gender.vbs" (replace extension .txt with .vbs; of course, you can give any other name instead of "gender", but extension .vbs is important).
- Run that file and listen whether your laptop will speak to you with male or female voice.
DB, sorry to hear about your situation, hope you will get better...
You know, the pharmacy industry has advanced so much that they managed to find an appropriate illness for every existing drug... 
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I can officially declare I can tell the future. I told you, I told you that you'd end up with a blue rinse to compliment that ginge. Keep us all informed how you go on. We cannot afford to lose a top contributor.Originally posted by doubleback View PostComment
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I have worked it out in a less technical way. I just checked all tthe holes around the structure and can confirm there is one normal hole, one funnel hole and a third which makes sounds which half the time I pay no attention to. Because the laptop is mainly black, I have decided to call her Mountanegro. Job's a good'un.Originally posted by Wednesday 13 View PostComment
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Anybody for a blueberry? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4_cf_fZDc0Originally posted by doubleback View Post
Just thinking about it doubleback, your story rings a bell. The horse Electocutionist ridden by Dettori (wrapped in godolphin blue) died of a sudden heart attack. Vets and connections found an issue with his heart a few days earlier but thought nothing of it. Make sure you keep those nurses and female doctors eyes firmly fixed on the ball(s)Comment
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Doubleback has gone very quiet. He's sweating it out. He's all in on one horse in the 7:50 at Kempton. The Ginger Berry. Quo's nap Miner Distraction would approve being a Scargill horse.Comment
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You've done it DB top form even when under a cloud. You are a rich man now, you can afford to go private rather than NHSComment
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Lol - I am nicking that!Originally posted by Wednesday 13 View PostDB, sorry to hear about your situation, hope you will get better... You know, the pharmacy industry has advanced so much that they managed to find an appropriate illness for every existing drug...
Funny! Just posted that video in my heart group - went down well!Originally posted by luckynumberslevin View PostComment
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