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    like this?

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    That is a lovely big cock. Takes all sorts, I spose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jibiko View Post
    like this?
    Look here, if we can't show nipples we shouldn't show cocks
    When I die and they lay me to rest,
    I'm gonna get pissed with Georgie Best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firkinelle View Post
    Look here, if we can't show nipples we shouldn't show cocks
    Firkinelle, could you please invite your avatar friend to this forum ? I would like to be her friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firkinelle View Post
    Look here, if we can't show nipples we shouldn't show cocks

    There, now everyone's happy, no?
    How many posts do I need to make to stop being a "novice"?

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    The Geek will probably bend the rules for you because you are a woman. It's the way of the world I'm afraid, and who am I, as a mere man, to complain ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelbleddfa View Post
    The Geek will probably bend the rules for you because you are a woman. It's the way of the world I'm afraid, and who am I, as a mere man, to complain ?
    I shall do no such thing. { Well unless she is incredibly cute that is. }

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    Don't think we ladies need the rules bent. It's just that "novice" is what they call trainee nuns.
    and anyway, I have loads of vices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Geek View Post
    I shall do no such thing. { Well unless she is incredibly cute that is. }
    OF COURSE I'm incredibly cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BendItLikeWendy View Post
    Don't think we ladies need the rules bent. It's just that "novice" is what they call trainee nuns.
    and anyway, I have loads of vices.
    I wonder if nuns use The Toy?

    What vices do you have?


    Quote Originally Posted by BendItLikeWendy View Post
    OF COURSE I'm incredibly cute.
    Proof?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BendItLikeWendy View Post
    OF COURSE I'm incredibly cute.
    Come on Geek, you can appoint her CEO (Chief Excutive Officer) or some kind of Director title for the forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by winehouse View Post
    Proof?
    Aw, no, I'm f*cked now, because I actually look like Anne Widdecombe chewing a bulldog that's just eaten a wasp that's been licking piss off a nettle after being hit by the back of a bus. But, incredibly cute, all the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BendItLikeWendy View Post
    Aw, no, I'm f*cked now, because I actually look like Anne Widdecombe chewing a bulldog that's just eaten a wasp that's been licking piss off a nettle after being hit by the back of a bus. But, incredibly cute, all the same.
    Surely not that bad !!

    You sound a bit like my ex

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    I was thinking "Director of feminine products", but then I may be accused of calling her a stuck up C@&!, and I really don't want a sexual harrasment employment lawsuit on my hands.
    Last edited by The Geek; 14th December 2009 at 02:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BendItLikeWendy View Post
    Aw, no, I'm f*cked now, because I actually look like Anne Widdecombe chewing a bulldog that's just eaten a wasp that's been licking piss off a nettle after being hit by the back of a bus. But, incredibly cute, all the same.
    Anne Widdecombe is hot stuff(if ur blind)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BendItLikeWendy View Post
    Don't think we ladies need the rules bent. It's just that "novice" is what they call trainee nuns.
    and anyway, I have loads of vices.
    You`ve got many tripping over their own tongues here! (I am sure that was not the intention)
    I wanted to be a nun in a previous life but had too many bad habits.

    Regards

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    This is why the girls would need their own forum, as they try to have a sensible discussion about female traders et al & every bloke from miles around comes & shows off on it.

    In fact, how about I call it "The Wendy House"?
    Last edited by The Geek; 14th December 2009 at 02:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Geek View Post
    BTW This is why the girls would need their own forum, as they try to have a sensible discussion about female traders et al & every bloke from miles around comes & shows off on it.
    Who said,

    "Well unless she is incredibly cute that is." and

    "I was thinking "Director of feminine products"

    etc
    When I die and they lay me to rest,
    I'm gonna get pissed with Georgie Best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firkinelle View Post
    Who said,

    "Well unless she is incredibly cute that is." and

    "I was thinking "Director of feminine products"

    etc
    I didn't exclude myself from that, it was just an interesting observation about flies & turds.

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    I object. I wasn't trying to have a sensible discussion (the opening poster doesnt seem to have checked it anyway). I was really trying to find out if anyone knew any good nun jokes.

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