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Old 21st April 2012, 11:20 PM   #68
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Default how to insert boobs in your post

for inserting pictures, use picture upload services like imageshack.us, imageupload.org, tinypic.com or whatever you figure out how to use, there are hundreds of them. usually methodes of uploading images are pretty standart, figure out one and you can use all of them.
i make all tutorial based on use of imageshack.us, its long lived reliable service which userfriendly interface. other services are something alike too, shouldnt be too difficult to figure out how to use. though if you use some unpopular one, one morning you can find out that service successfully dissapeared with all your precious treasures. (if you know better one, feel free to suggest)

so, lets assume you have couple of nice boobies on your computer already (how to make/acquire nice shot of pair of them thats another story, maybe other day, for this tutorial lets assume you already know how), open imageshack.us




well, view seems self-explanatory? press browse, find picture in your pile of garbage, set ''image resize'' box to whatever you need (usually leave it as ''do not resize'') and press ''upload now''

scenery should look something like that:





particularly what interest us is section ''Links to share your image''. there you see options ''link'', ''direct link'' etc.
here on this forum perfectly works link from section ''Forum Code''. on other forums or places we may need other links, no idea why, must be some weird geek magic.

just copy link from ''forum code'' into your post:



we almost done, if you lazy or have more interesting things to do, you can press ''submit reply'' and close this tutorial.




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for those who have brains with geeky parts in them, lets investigate a bit further.

there is strange quirk that i found out recently: if you just plain copy all link as is:

[ URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/638/urld.gif/][ IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6991/urld.gif[ /IMG][ /URL]

Uploaded with [URL=http://imageshack.us]ImageShack.us[ /URL]

some people with strange browsers may not see your image. (as example, i dont see them with my firefox and perfectly see with googlechrome). so i figured out that leaving only part of this link between tags [IMG] [/IMG] works like charm, as per our example it would be copy/paste just

[ IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6991/urld.gif[/IMG]

leave only this part of link in your post and voila, everybody happy now. but im not shure if this is legal. imageshack may be not very happy with this lol. btw, as example if you use tinypic.com (copy link from section ''IMG Code for Forums & Message Boards''), you get clean link in [IMG][/IMG] tags already, no this garbage around like imageshack's. i dont know why. and i dont care, lol.



congrats, you just completed your first steps to glorious degree of masters of online troll... i mean, online mobstr.. masters of online.. magic.. posters. whatever. close enough. congratulations!
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