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  1. Thread: Unstable API

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    everyone's gone to the moom

    everyone's gone to the moom
  2. Thread: Man Ure

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    does the profit come from the odds against...

    does the profit come from the odds against selections ?
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    why has ladbrokes running two exchanges ?

    why has ladbrokes running two exchanges ?
  4. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    It is a statistically proven fact, that fat...

    It is a statistically proven fact, that fat people burn off more calories wanking, than they do working.
  5. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest...

    1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    Ask your mother.
  6. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    http://www.flixxy.com/sexy-window-cleaner-at-the-h...

    http://www.flixxy.com/sexy-window-cleaner-at-the-hair-salon.htm#.U8lKtQZtoaw.gmail
  7. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    Last night my wife sent me a...

    Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in Casualty.




    ...
  8. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    After both suffering from depression for a...

    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I...
  9. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    I was at Tesco this afternoon, when a lady...

    I was at Tesco this afternoon, when a lady dropped dead in front of me,
    I felt really sorry for her - she had just bought a Bag for Life.
  10. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    Just before he was put under, the surgeon dropped...

    Just before he was put under, the surgeon dropped in to see him, "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon, "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

    "Oh God,...
  11. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    http://www.sickipedia.org/static/images/randomsuck...

    http://www.sickipedia.org/static/images/randomsuck.png My doctor told me that exercising can add years to your life.

    It really works. I jogged five miles today and now I feel...
  12. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    ho ho ho

    Had a party at my house and everyone got totally wasted. When I woke up in the morning, I found that some dirty bastard had taken a shit in my pot of chili. .....I had to throw half of it away.
  13. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    A funeral procession made its way down the road....

    A funeral procession made its way down the road.

    Six close members of the family were carrying the coffin between them. On top of the coffin was a fishing line, a net and some bait.

    A...
  14. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    You do realize, that if I get married, I won't...

    You do realize, that if I get married, I won't suck your cock as much, don't you ?
    Yes Mum, I know :Naughty
  15. Thread: World Cup

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    Cheers Emk, don't know how...

    Cheers Emk,
    don't know how they justify the layout, in business terms, must be a close fit, maybe have to win Champions League 1 year in 3.
    Recall they had an...
  16. Thread: World Cup

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    Lost zillions last night, still haven't learn't...

    Lost zillions last night, still haven't learn't my lesson, going for Argentina to win W.Cup 3.75 good price, Germany too short.
    Been a really entertaining W.Cup, will miss it a lot, after...
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    Scolari seems to have a soft spot for Fred, has...

    Scolari seems to have a soft spot for Fred, has the tough guy build, required for corners/set pieces, doesn't look top class, but several Brazil players look limited, also.
    The home...
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    Brazil/Columbia good entertainment, not like...

    Brazil/Columbia good entertainment, not like dreary rubbish, Germany/Frogs :D
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    Germany in semi's again

    Yeah, usual highly professional performance edges Germany through.
    France couldn't do anything about it.

    I don't remotely fancy Germany against Argies or Brazil, they will have
    ...
  20. Thread: Antivirus

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    Yeah, Norton irritating, time wasting unnecessary...

    Yeah, Norton irritating, time wasting unnecessary codswallop.
  21. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck ...
  22. Thread: Joke of the day.

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    Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we...

    Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'



    Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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    Yeah, the last 10 mins + Mexico didn't use the...

    Yeah, the last 10 mins + Mexico didn't use the pitch, all action was around their goalmouth, needed players to kill time, down Holland end, around the corner flag, etc.
    Lack of...
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    Now were into the knock-out stages, the Coach's...

    Now were into the knock-out stages, the Coach's FEAR FACTOR, will come into play, ie less goals because of top heavy defenses.

    Little liquidity on B/F for Holland v Mexico, Brazilian...
  25. Thread: Dogs trading

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    Fair comment acg, but if track bias is big, you...

    Fair comment acg, but if track bias is big, you only left with 2/3 dogs to trade, tough to win then, putting big stakes on to win/or lose peanuts.:D
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